Selling Their Own Personal Stash of Metro Cards as if the Machine isn’t right there!

Of all their habits, this brain teaser has me totally, f*cking, stumped.

As if riding the subway weren’t bad enough, now I have to deal with this bum’s clever riddles and figure out why the hell this guy is offering to sell me something that 1) I already have in my wallet and 2) if I didn’t have in my wallet, I could purchase 1 foot away at the machine.

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