Make Shift Percussion Set

I was once naive enough to believe that buckets were used for transporting water.  Boy was I wrong.

Another hidden talent of the bum sect is the ability to bang on hard plastic.   Fortunately for them, I’m a sucker for a solid beat that I can snap my finger to.  Sure, it can be difficult at times for them to keep rhythym given their astronomical B.A.C. levels.   And no, commuters aren’t exactly welcoming to this racket at 7 am.  But one look into that bum’s fiery eyes is enough to melt your disdain away, only to be replaced with sheer bilwiderment as to how this guy manages to carry around 6 XL buckets with no car or metro card.

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